The Infamous Dickey McSwiggin

Dickey McSwiggin... this horse has never really had a job but has been a lot of work to say the least. That's not to say he isn't good at things, he just always looks like he is annoyed at anything you ask him to do. 

If he were a person, he'd be that decent looking, stocky guy that never works out but could run 5 miles tomorrow without stopping and drink a beer afterwards. The one who is actually pretty handy but will not put out any effort unless he wants to show someone up. The coworker who calls it like they see it, is totally rude in their directness but hilarious and likeable because of it. Definitely not a hugger and probably a conspiracy theorist because he trusts no one. He tolerates people and loves candy. 

You'd be surprised that he is in a relationship because he's kind of a cranky butthole. You think that girl must be crazy and be a glutton for punishment because he is kind of a miserable being. But she sees him like no one else does. Understands his quirks and loves him despite them. Puts the effort in with him because she likes the way he makes her feel when he chooses her and no one else. That is Swiggy and that girl is me. 😁

Originally posted 7/16/19 on Facebook.